Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein
Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein Amrood Khareede Aur Khane Laga.
Achanak Usne Dekha Ki Marood Ke Bich Mein Ek Keeda Hai.
Santa Gusse Se Amrood Wale Se: “Abe Oye, Tere Amrood Mein Se To Kida Nikla Hai”
Amrood Wale Ne Socha Ye Santa Hai, Isko Pagal Banaya Jaye, Bola.
Amrood Wala: “Bhai, Apni Apni Kismat Hai, Kya Pata Agle Amrood Mein Se Motorcycle Nikal Aaye”
Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Khush Hoke Bola: “Achha, Chal Fir 5 Killo Pack Kar De“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 846 views
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