Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein Amrood Khareede Aur Khane Laga.

Achanak Usne Dekha Ki Marood Ke Bich Mein Ek Keeda Hai.

Santa Gusse Se Amrood Wale Se: “Abe Oye, Tere Amrood Mein Se To Kida Nikla Hai”

Amrood Wale Ne Socha Ye Santa Hai, Isko Pagal Banaya Jaye, Bola.

Amrood Wala: “Bhai, Apni Apni Kismat Hai, Kya Pata Agle Amrood Mein Se Motorcycle Nikal Aaye”

Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Khush Hoke Bola: “Achha, Chal Fir 5 Killo Pack Kar De“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 528 views

There is a man

There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"

So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena. 

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena. 

Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai. 

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de. 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dost: Santa G apki BV ap

Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dost k sath park me bethi hy.
Santa park ka chkar lga kr wapis aa kr dost se

Ja yar

aywain chakkar lwaya e,

O te mera dost e nai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.

Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.
Santa chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha “WEL
DONE”
Santa – Khaak well done, jana to usey tha, mein to
usey chhodne aaya tha!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

bolne ka moqa

Bv doctor se,mere shohar ko sotey mein bolne ki bimaari hai mein unhain kya doon,
Doctr,-Aap unhein jaagty mein bolne ka moqa dein . . !

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)