Santa Or Banta Train

Santa Or Banta Train Ke Pichhe Bhaag Rahe The.

Santa Kisi Tarha Se Train Par Chad Gaya To Train Ke Dibbe Mein Bethe Logo Ne Kha “Well Done – Well Done“.

Santa: “Abe Kya Khaak Well Done, Jana To Usne Tha Mein To Sirf Chhodne Aaya Tha.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 586 views
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