Santa Ek Bar

Santa Ek Bar Kisi Company Mein Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya.

Manager Santa Ka Interview Lete Hue Question Puuchta Hai.

Manager: “Aapki Shaadi Ho Gayi?”

Santa: “Ji Haan, Ek Ladki Se Hui”

Manager: “Shaadi To Ladki Se Hi Hoti Hai?”

Santa: “Nahi Ji, Meri Behan Ki Shaadi To Ladke Se Hui Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 630 views
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