Itna Hi Kafi Hai Mere Liye

Santa Ne Ek Number Milaya, To Aage Se Ek Computrizd Female Voice Aayi.

“Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai”

Santa: “Arrey Balance Ko Goli Maar Janu, Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai Itna Hi Kafi Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 689 views
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