Abe Judge Ki To Sharam Kar
Santa Ki Ek Accedient Karne Ki Wajah Se Court Mein Pesh Kiya Jata Hai.
Judge Logo Ki Tarhaf Dekh Kar Bolta Hai.
Judge: “Order, Order”
Santa: “1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-Drink”
Judge: “Shut Up!”
Santa: “No No, ….. 7-Up“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 944 views
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