Santa Ki Modern Sali Ne Usko Office Jate Waqt Kaha

Sali: “See You In The Evening”

Santa Gusse Mein: “Main Bhi Tujhe Dekh Lunga Saali, English Mein Dhamki Kisko Deti Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1025 views

Food One-liners

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

I thought you were trying to get into shape?

I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Doctor owr Allah ko

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna
Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Talk on sports

When design engineers get together they often
talk about football.
When Middle management meet, they talk about
tennis.
When top management meet they talk golf.
Conclusion: The higher you climb in the corporate
ladder the smaller your balls become.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa : O Banno Car ki speed

Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?

Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girl 2 Sheikh

Girl 2 Sheikh:
Mujhe apni ring de do main ring ko

dekh k tumhay yaad karu gi

Sheikh:

Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena k mene ring mangi thi usne nahi di.;-

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)