Santa: “80 Kg Sir
Santa Interview Dene Gaya Office Ke Door Per Ja Ke Bola.
Santa: “May I Come In Sir?”
Officer: “Wait Please”
Santa: “80 Kg Sir.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 848 views
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