Mere Yar Ki Shadi Thhi?

Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Thha.

Santa: “Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khatt Likha Tha Ki Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana, Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi?”

Banta: “Ohh Yaar, Par Mujhe Koi Khatt Mila Hi Nahi.”

Santa: “Mene Likha To Tha Ki Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana.“

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