Santa Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar

Santa Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila.

Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do”

Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola: “Kya Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai?”

Bhikhari Khushi Se : “Ji Hain”

Santa: “To Sale, Pehle Woh Jake Kharch Kar Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 550 views
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