Search Results for 'Bhagwan'
Bhagwan pe gussa kab aata hai?
Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye, aur uski maa kahe
Hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya !!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek shaadi shuda bhakt ne bhagwan se kaha,
Aapne aurat ko itna sunder kyon banaya hai?”
Bhagwan bole,”Taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.”
Bhakt bola, “ to phir unhe itna bevkoof kyon banaya hai?”
Bhagwan ne jawab diya, “taki wo tumse pyaar kar sake.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati Patni Ki GOD mein leta hua tha.
Patni: Kaisa lag raha hai ji?
Pati: Aise jaise Bhagwan shesh naag ki GodPati mein lete hon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Funny Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 3-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti kya.
Funny Bahu: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 3-4 pathar bhi nahi chaba sakti kya?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek mandir mein buri niyat wale gayab ho jate the ,Shahrukh gaya Shahrukh gayab,
Saif gaya, Saif gayab, Aamir gaya, Aamir gayab, Mallika Sherawat gayi, Bhagwan gayab
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Old Man: Bhagwan Meri Pension Dilwa Do, 101 Rs Ka Prasad Chadhaunga…
Bhagwan: Pagal Ho Gaya Kya Anna Hazare Dekh Lega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BHAKT - Bhagwan Mujhe Wardan Do Ki Main Marne Ke Baad Phir Zinda Ho Sakun
BHAGWAN- Ye Mere Bas Ki Baat Nahi Hai Putr, Ye Toh Sirf Ekta Kapoor Hee Kar Sakti Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Nayi(new) doctor ne apni life ka pehla operation kiya! Operation ki thodi der baad hi marij mar gaya!
Marij ke marne ke baad doctor ne diwar par tangi bhagwan ki taswir ki ore haath jodkar sir jhukate hue puri shradha ke saath kaha: Hey prabhu meri ore se yeh pehli bhet swikar kijiye!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!”
Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!”
Itne mein unka ladka bola: “Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai.”
Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhikhari: Hello Taaj Hotel, 1 Pizza, 1 Biryani aur 1 Ras Malai Bhej Do.
Taj: Kiske Naam pe bheju, Sir?
Bhikari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe.!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.
Thodi dur ja k Pandit ko 50 rupye mil gaye.
Funny Pandit: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti.
Bahu: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar nahi chaba sakti kya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa train chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh train patri se utar jaegi. Voh chada hi nahi.
Santa plain pe chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh crash ho jaega. Voh fir vapis aa gaya.
Santa bus pe baithne laga to avaz aai: Is ka accident ho jaega.
Santa: Tusi kon ho Ji?
Avaz aai: Bhagwan.
Funny Santa: Jab mein ghori chadan laga si, ta tusi kidhar si ji?\
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aisi-ki- taisi kab hoti hai?
Kab lagta hai ki ab to bhagwan bhi nai bacha sakta
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Ans:-jab DAST lage our pajame ka naada na khule
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aisi-ki- taisi kab hoti hai?
Kab lagta hai ki ab to bhagwan bhi nai bacha sakta
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Ans:-jab DAST lage our pajame ka naada na khule
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)