Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aankhe
Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti.
Bahu: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar nahi chaba sakti kya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 809 views
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