Ek shaadi shuda bhak

Ek shaadi shuda bhakt ne bhagwan se kaha,

Aapne aurat ko itna sunder kyon banaya hai?”

Bhagwan bole,”Taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.”

Bhakt bola, “ to phir unhe itna bevkoof kyon banaya hai?”

Bhagwan ne jawab diya, “taki wo tumse pyaar kar sake.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 905 views
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