Bhagwan pe gussa kab aata hai?

Bhagwan pe gussa kab aata hai?

Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye, aur uski maa kahe

Hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1259 views
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