Jahz

Kisi behri jahaz main kain log safar kar rehy the achanak aik chota sa bacha samandar main ja gira, jahaz main halchal mach gai, thori der bad aik nojawan bachy ko good main liye samandar se nikal aya. logo ne is ki bahadari ki tareef ki.& & &

Nojawan bola:”who sab to thek hay magar ye batao, ke muje Dhaka kis ne diya tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 661 views
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