Kaliya n Peeliya putting bomb
Kaliya & Peeliya ek car me bomb laga rahe the .
Peeliya - agar bomb lagate samay phat gaya to kya hoga .
Kaliya - do'nt worry ! Mere paas ek aur bomb hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1058 views
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