Chay ka maza
SHERU ARPITA SE BOLA -
BHAI AAJ TO CHAY PINE KA MAJA AA GAYA.”
ARPITA NE KAHA- “UNCLE JI, AGAR BILLI NE DUDH ME MUH NA MARA HOTA TO AUR BHI MAJA AATA.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1180 views
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