Batao kanjoos kon hota hai

Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai?

Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare

Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski student: Apki beti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 752 views
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