Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..?

Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake..

Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1017 views

Santa aadhi raat ko sadak per

Santa aadhi raat ko sadak per akela ghum raha tha.

Police wala: kyun bhai, aadhi raat ko akele ghumne ki kya wajah hai?

Santa: wajah hoti to ghar pahunch kar kab ka apni biwi ko bata diya hota.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Corruption

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.

"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pichli Seat Pe Baith Gaya Tha

Santa called wife: Mai ghar der se aaunga!

Car ka steering, gear, sab chori ho gaya hai.

Samajh me nahi ata, Gaadi kaise leke jaaun.

Aftr 5 mnt he called again: Mai aa raha hu, pehle pichli seat pe baith Gaya tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Ka Gurda Fail

Doctor Pathan Se:
Khan Sahab Tumhara 1 Gurda
Fail Ho Gaya Hy,,.,,

Pathan Bola:
Kitny Numberon Se?;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)