Mukhtasar bat karna Aqalmandi ki
Teachr: Mukhtasar bat karna Aqalmandi ki nishani hy
Teacher: Tumhare abbu ka kya nam hay?
Student:CNG
Teachr:Ye Kesa Nam hy?
Studnt:
Chaudhry Naeem Gujjar.
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