Dada Apny Potay Se: Tumhary Teacher Aa rahay Hain,
Tm Chhup Jaao.

Pota: Pehle Aap Chhup Jaen,
Maine Aapki Mout Ka Bahana Bana Kar 2 Hafte Ki Chutti Li Hai. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1092 views

pathan in jungle

Pathan: Main Ek Baar Jungle Mein Susu Karne Gaya Toh Waha Per Sher Tha.
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Sardar: Phir Kya Hua?

Pathan: Maine Sher Se Kaha, Pehle Tum Karlo, Mera Toh Ho Gaya Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Thailand or Switzerland

Boyfrnd rushes home: pack ur bag honey,I have won Rs10 crores in a lottery..

GF: Wow!Thailand or Switzerland?

BF:Who Cares? U just pack ur bag & GET LOST..:D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu ki master se hui ladai,

Pappu ki master se hui ladai,
Master ne kardi papu ki dhulai,

Pappu ka garam hua khoon,

Gaya kabristan or kabr pe master ki photo latka ke likh diya...
-COMING SOON- :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne

Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Itni Maggi Kaun Khayega

Rahul gandhi Se Interview Me Pucha Gaya:

Agar 2 Minute K Liye Aapko P.M Bana Diya Jaye

To Aap Kya Karenge..??

Rahul: Hum Maggi Noodles Banayenge..

Interviewer: Why.??

Rahul: 2 Minute Me To Sirf Maggi hi Ban Sakti Hai..

Interviewer: Agar 5 Saal K Liye Bana Diya Jaye.??

Rahul: Hum 5 Saal K Liye P.M Nahi Banege..

Interviewer: Why.??

Rahul: Itni Maggi Kaun Khayega!!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)