Teacher Aa rahay Hain
Dada Apny Potay Se: Tumhary Teacher Aa rahay Hain,
Tm Chhup Jaao.
Pota: Pehle Aap Chhup Jaen,
Maine Aapki Mout Ka Bahana Bana Kar 2 Hafte Ki Chutti Li Hai. :-)
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