Santa Banta Chutkule-marriage bureau
Banta: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun? Banta: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 911 views
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bahar nikal kar mast hokar sath
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pao rakh kr bola:"
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UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AAYA
HAI":p :O :D
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