Mere Papa itne lambe
1 ladka - "Mere Papa itne lambe hai ki khade khade chalte FAN ko rok dete hai."
2 ladka - "Mere papa bhi lambe hai, lekin aisi chutia harkate nhi karte."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1014 views
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