Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka
Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Admission Form Bharne Mein
Madad Kar Raha Tha, To Pappu Ne Puchha.
Pappu: “Papa, Ye Mother Tongue Wale Box Mein Kya Likhna Hai?”
Santa: “Very Long Likh De Beta“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 629 views
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