Santa Apni Bakri Ko Bus Mein Le
Santa Apni Bakri Ko Bus Mein Le Ke Gaanv Jaane Laga To Conductor Ne Mana Kar Diya.
Santa Ne Dimag Chalaya Aur Bakri Ko Burkha Pahna Ke Bus Mein Le Gaya Aur Conductor Se Bola
Santa: “Ye Meri Naani Ji Hai Budhape Ke Karan Jhuk Gayi Hai”
Thodi Der Baad Bakri Ne Potty Kar Di, Conductor Ne Dekha Aur Chilla Kar Bola
Conductor: “Sardar Ji, Aapki Nani Ki Rudraaksh Ki Maala Toot Gayi.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1214 views
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