Santa Apni Bakri Ko Bus Mein Le

Santa Apni Bakri Ko Bus Mein Le Ke Gaanv Jaane Laga To Conductor Ne Mana Kar Diya.

Santa Ne Dimag Chalaya Aur Bakri Ko Burkha Pahna Ke Bus Mein Le Gaya Aur Conductor Se Bola

Santa: “Ye Meri Naani Ji Hai Budhape Ke Karan Jhuk Gayi Hai”

Thodi Der Baad Bakri Ne Potty Kar Di, Conductor Ne Dekha Aur Chilla Kar Bola

Conductor: “Sardar Ji, Aapki Nani Ki Rudraaksh Ki Maala Toot Gayi.“

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