Santa Car Ki Battery Change Karwane Gaya
Santa Car Ki Battery Change Karwane Gaya.
Mechanic Bola: “Sahab, Exide Ki Daal Doon?”
Santa: “Nahi Yaar, Dono Side Ki Daal De Warna Phir Problem Ho Jayegi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 677 views
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