Santa Car Ki Battery Change Karwane Gaya

Santa Car Ki Battery Change Karwane Gaya.

Mechanic Bola: “Sahab, Exide Ki Daal Doon?”

Santa: “Nahi Yaar, Dono Side Ki Daal De Warna Phir Problem Ho Jayegi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 698 views
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