Aap Kahan The Bhagwan
Sardar train chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh train patri se utar jaegi. Voh chada hi nahi.
Santa plain pe chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh crash ho jaega. Voh fir vapis aa gaya.
Santa bus pe baithne laga to avaz aai: Is ka accident ho jaega.
Sardar: Tusi kon ho Ji?
Avaz aayi: Bhagwan.
Sardar: Jab mein ghori chadan laga si, ta tusi kidhar si ji?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 868 views
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