Aap Kahan The Bhagwan

Sardar train chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh train patri se utar jaegi. Voh chada hi nahi.

Santa plain pe chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh crash ho jaega. Voh fir vapis aa gaya.

Santa bus pe baithne laga to avaz aai: Is ka accident ho jaega.
Sardar: Tusi kon ho Ji?

Avaz aayi: Bhagwan.

Sardar: Jab mein ghori chadan laga si, ta tusi kidhar si ji?

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