Maa Ulti Kaise Ho Gayi
Teacher : Santa batao M for kya hota hai?
Santa : Sir, Mother!
Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?
Santa kuch sochne lagta hai
Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?
Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 841 views
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1) Throw an agarbatti into the river. It make the boat lighter. Use it to light agarbatti
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police station nahi..
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Husband:” ohh sorry..!
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Saala khushi k mare kaha jaau,
kuch samjh mein nahi aa raha hai…:P:P
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