Santa Pappu Ke Saath
Santa Pappu Ke Saath Bazar Ja Raha Tha To Kuch Dekh Kar Bola.
Santa: “Beta, Sharab Kabhi Mat Peena, Warna Wo Jo Do Aadmi Ja Rahe Hai, Wo Tumhe Chaar Nazar Aayenge”
Pappu: “Lekin Papa, Wo To Ek Hi Aadmi Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 725 views
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sardar rotay huay,
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