While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here -

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 868 views

Pathan Aur Zaheen Larki

1 Pathan Ne Shadi K Liye
1 Zaheen Larki Talash Ki…
Lekin Us Larki Ne Shadi Se Inkar Ker Diya…
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Kyon…?

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Kyon K Wo Waqai Zaheen Thi…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny

doctor ne mareez se kaha.main ek mahinay se 50 rupee ki rozana dawa kha
raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha.
doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rupee ki dawai dun ga.
jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rupee ka fayda nazar aye ga.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Kitanu Har Jagah Hote Hain

Asmaan me tum ho, samundar me tum ho, zamin pe tum,

hawa me tum,jahan bhi dekho tum hi tum ho.

DOMEX wali aunty thik kehti thi KITANU har jagah hote hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny Laluji Teen Mahine

Funny Laluji Teen Mahine Obama Ke Paas Engish Ki Training Lekar India Aaye Ek Din Unhe Ek Call Aaya. Laluji Bole Who Is Speaking?. Jawab Tha Hum Sasura Obama Bol Raha Hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maths Joke

Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"

Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Show Punchline

Same Student: "It's 24!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)