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Santa: Station jane ke kitne loge?

Santa: Station jane ke kitne loge?
Ricksha wala: 50
Santa: 20 le lo.
Ricksha wala: 20 mein kon le ke jayega.
Santa: Tum peche betho hum le ke jayega..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa was smoking in front of his father.

Santa was smoking in front of his father.
His friend- Oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai?
Santa- Baap hai, koi petrol pump thori hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
SANTA: Rasgulle hain?

SANTA: Rasgulle hain?
DUKANDAAR: Nahi
SANTA: Dekh lunga
DUKANDAAR (Gusse me): Kya dekh loge?
SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: Dettol sabun hai?

Santa: Dettol sabun hai?
Dukandaar: Hai,
Santa: Accha wala?
Dukndar: Haan
Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?
Dukndr: Haan
Santa: Acha tu phir Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Banta: yaar tm subah se mitti khod rhe ho

Banta: yaar tm subah se mitti khod rhe ho,kia baat hai,
Santa: kuch nahi yaar
Dada ji ne kha hai'k maine unka naam mitti me mila dia hai bas woi dhond raon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match

Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match. When batsman hits a boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days
Lady calls again, Santa replies
I'm coming daily since 4 days
I press the bell but no one comes out

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai

Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.

Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. 

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. 

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho, 

Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon! 

Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa went to temple

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying 

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. 

Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. 
Banta: Ye Kya Hai? 

Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai 

Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai 

Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa-Oye!what R U doing? 

Santa-Oye!what R U doing? 

Banta-Recording this babys voice.

 Santa-Why? 

Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by thi 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
santa ne banta se

Santa ne banta se kaha, Bahar dekh subah hui ke nahi.Banta... Janaab, abhi bahut andhera hai.Santa bola saale,kaamchor, torch jga ke dekh.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho?

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: Toh phir ubalne kyu, kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.

Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?
Banta : Illeagal

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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