Business Kare To Kaunsa Kare?
Santa Ne Apne Dost Banta Se Puchha.
Santa: “Arey Vo Tera Chota Bhai Aajkal Kya Kar Raha Hai?”
Banta: “Kuch Din Pehle Ek Dukan Kholi Thi, Par Ab Jail Mein Hai”
Santa Hairani Se: “Wo Kyun?”
Banta: “Yaar, Dukan Hathode Se Kholi Thi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 839 views
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