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Santa Ne Apne Dost Banta Se Puchha.

Santa: “Arey Vo Tera Chota Bhai Aajkal Kya Kar Raha Hai?”

Banta: “Kuch Din Pehle Ek Dukan Kholi Thi, Par Ab Jail Mein Hai”

Santa Hairani Se: “Wo Kyun?”
Banta: “Yaar, Dukan Hathode Se Kholi Thi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 614 views
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