Santa Ne Apne Dost Banta Se Puchha.

Santa: “Arey Vo Tera Chota Bhai Aajkal Kya Kar Raha Hai?”

Banta: “Kuch Din Pehle Ek Dukan Kholi Thi, Par Ab Jail Mein Hai”

Santa Hairani Se: “Wo Kyun?”
Banta: “Yaar, Dukan Hathode Se Kholi Thi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 832 views

Yar Kal Main Tennu Kinni Wari

Sardar: Yar Kal Main Tennu Kinni Wari Cal Keti Par Tu Phone Nai Chukya SHEIKH: Kyn Chukan?

Jera Main 25 Rupay Da Gana
Lugwaya A O Tera Peo
Sunay Ga??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Crazy Patients

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient’s room.

He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.

The patient replied, “Can’t you see I’m sawing this piece of wood in half?”

The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.

Patient #1 replied, “Oh. He’s my friend, but he’s a little crazy. He thinks he’s a lightbulb.”

The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2’s face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, “If he’s your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sun Or Moon

Teacher: Which one is more important for us, Son or Moon?
Student: Ofcourse Moon
Teacher: Why??
Students: The moon gives us light in night when we need it BUT the sun gives us light in day when we don't need it

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

bhikari nd kanjoos

Bikhari: 50 paise de de re baba maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai…
Kanjoos: 50 paise nahi, 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Sardar

You Are One Of The Most CUTE Persons In The World!!

Just A Second, Don''t Misunderstand.
CUTE Means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)