um jail me kuyn ho?
Jailer- Tum jail me kuyn ho?
Santa- Maine Bank Luta. Lekin Paise wahi ginane lag gaya Qki waha likha tha Counter Chhodne se pehale paisa Gin lo
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1,00,000 Shadi Par
50,000 Dj Booking Par
50,000 Khane Peene Par
2,00,000 Jewellary Par
50,000 Shopping Aur Kapdo Par
& Rs.1,00,000 Shadi Ki Rasmo Par
Yani, Shadi Ke 3 Dino Ka Kharcha = Rs.5,50,000
Aur Love Marriage:
100 Rupye Ka Stamp
20 Notery Ke
50 Varmaala Ke
10 Photo Ke
Total 180 Rs.
Paisa Apka, Pasand Apki, Faisla Apka
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aik bachy ne apny baap se pocha....
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baap ne jawab diya:
Maloom nhi beta mai tau abhi tak adayiagi kar rha hon" :D
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Ans: Bus yarr kal se parhayi shuru karunga
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Ek Kehne Laga Main Itni Garam
Chai Peeta Hoon Ke Hont Jal Jaty Hain
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Chai Peeta Hoon Ke Aantyn Aur Medah Tak Jal
Uthta Hai..
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Choolhey Pe Baith Jata Hoon...
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HUSBAND: ACHA suna hai..
... Wife:Aisa Kyun ?
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Husband:Arey Pagli Isi liye To Usy Janat Kehte Hein.
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