um jail me kuyn ho?
Jailer- Tum jail me kuyn ho?
Santa- Maine Bank Luta. Lekin Paise wahi ginane lag gaya Qki waha likha tha Counter Chhodne se pehale paisa Gin lo
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 624 views
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tum sab uski awaaz nikalna....
Teacher :- Dog?
Student :-Bow Bow!
Tcher :- Cat?
Student :- Meow
Tcher- : Lion?
Student :- Aah Aah Aah Aaah..
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Tcher: kamino mene " LION " kaha h,
Not 'Leone'..! :D
Student : ooo teri :-P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Naman: Yaar chaman mein Taj Mahal khareedney ki soch raha hoon….
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jindagi muskilo aur toofano se bhari hai
Agar thokar khayiye to himmat mat hariye
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Jor se chillake puchiye
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Dhakka kisne mara???
by A. Sami (few years ago!)
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by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Santa & Banta got tired of
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Socha…
Husne Jamal Ka Didar Tha,
Par…Zulfein Hatein To Qismat Phooti.
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by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
BoyFrnd on msg:"Sweet heart Kya
kar Rahi ho.. ??
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GirlFrnd:"meri Tabiyat Kharab hai
Jaanu Sone Ja Rai Hu&You..? ?
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Boyfrnd:"Mai Cinema Hall me Tere
Piche baitha popcorn kha raha hu
Kamini..:/ :p :O
Boy Rocks...
Girl Shocks.. :p
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