do glass ki story
Santa soote waqt
Do glass rakhte hai,
Ek mein paani sur ek
Khaali why?
Socho?
Kyunki pyas lag bhi sakti
Hai aur nahi bhi.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 654 views
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