Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?
Banta: Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 841 views

Hotle manager

molazim hotel manager se: “upar ka mosafir shakayat kar raha tha ke raat barish main chat se is kadar pani tapka ke who sir se paoun tak nahaya gya.” Manager “theek hay ,is ke bill main nahane ke paise bi shamil kar lo.”

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Ek dost apny friend say:

Ek dost apny friend say:
Yar suna hai tum apni bivi k sath bartan dhoty ho.?

Dost:
To kiya hua, Wo bhi to mere sath rotiyan pakati hy.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Master Ji Aur English

Gowa ka master ji bacho ku english parha raha tha-----

Bacho ye ,, 'M',, hai .

M' say mother--maa--jaisay sheeday ki maa----

Dosray din master ji nay board pay 'W' likha-- bacho ye kia hai??

aik bacha bola-----sir---hai tu ye sheeday ki maa --par aj is ki taangay oopar hain...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

leave me alone

I am looking for a bank

which can perform two things

for me

Give me a loan, and

then leave me alone

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai

1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai

2nd sardar:yeah mera door ka bhai hai

2nd sardar:door ka mein samjha nahin

sardar:iss k orr mere beech 8 behan bhai orr hai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)