Bijli Walo Pe Testing To Galat Baat Hai
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“Jaldi Se Model Town Ki Light Kaat Do”
Bijli Wala Hairani Se: “Kyu Sir?”
Santa: “Wo Yaar Mere Dimag Mein Ek Nayi Mast Wali Gaali Aayi Hai, Wo Tumko Deni Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 828 views
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