Safar Lamba Tha

Santa Delhi Se Mumbai Apne Ek Dost Ke Paas Gaya To Dost Ne Haal Chaal Puchha.

Santa Dukhi Hote Hue Bola: “Kya Batau Yaar, Raat Bhar Train Mein Neend Hi Nahin Aayee, Upar Ki Seat Mili Thi”?
Dost: “To Exchange Kyun Nahi Ki Seat”
Santa: “Arrey Bewakoof, Kis Se Karta, Neeche Ki Seat Pe To Koi Bhi Nahi Tha“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 758 views
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