Safar Lamba Tha
Santa Delhi Se Mumbai Apne Ek Dost Ke Paas Gaya To Dost Ne Haal Chaal Puchha.
Santa Dukhi Hote Hue Bola: “Kya Batau Yaar, Raat Bhar Train Mein Neend Hi Nahin Aayee, Upar Ki Seat Mili Thi”?
Dost: “To Exchange Kyun Nahi Ki Seat”
Santa: “Arrey Bewakoof, Kis Se Karta, Neeche Ki Seat Pe To Koi Bhi Nahi Tha“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1134 views
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"Oye fatafat motor laga ke pani bhar le ,
Mae mera mobile charge me laga deta hu" ..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan pehle Rozay ko masjid me naat parhne gya
sab logo ne usy buhat maara
Kyun?
Kyun ke pehle hi rozay mein naat parh raha tha
“Alvidah Alvidah Mahe’y Ramzan”
by Raju (few years ago!)
Sipahi: (cycle sawar se) ruk jaao tumhari cycle mein light nahi hai.
Cycle sawar : ruk nahi sakta janab. Is mein brackein bhi nahi hain.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pappu Ne Ek Nayi Nayi Ladki Fasai Aur Usko Date Pe Restaurant Mein Le Gaya.
Khana Khane Ke Baad Pappu Us Ladki Ko Bola.
Pappu: “Darling, I Love U”
Girl: “I Don’t”
Boy: “Think Again”
Girl: “No, I Don’t”
Boy: “Waiter, Bill Alag-Alag Lana”
Girl: “Arrey, I Love You Kah To Rahi Hun, Tum Bhi Na Majak Ka Bhi Bura Maan Jate Ho“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy
who
was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,
why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down
and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you
laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"
by Kamran (few years ago!)
Police:
Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje
Phansi Di Jayegi
Sardar: HA HA HA!
Police: Kyo Hass Rahe Ho?
Sardar: Mein To Subah 8 Baje Utthta Hoon
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
santa ka beta: Sirji, jab aap paath padaate ho, to mujhe mere pitaa ki yaad aati hai.
Sirji: achchi baath hai. kisliye unki yaad aati hai?
santa ka beta: unko bhi aap hi ke jaise padaana nahi aata hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband & wife were reading books in public library.
Wife stood up go 2 the librarian, and said: Can i go out to photo state some pages of this book.
Librarian:yes!of course,but plz give me ur i.d or 500 Rs. 4 guarantee,
Wife: whats the need 4 it, my husband is there reading book, while i come,
Librarian: that’s right,but we want that reader should leave his/her such thing 4 that he come back compulsory.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Grlfrnd: Hm boht bdnam ho chuke hen,
Ab hme shadi kr leni chaiye
Pathan : Lekn itni bdnami k
Bad hm dono se shadi kon krega
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga. dusri ladki ko dekha to vaisa laga par dono ne thappad mara to ek jaisa laga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)