Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!

by nadeem (few years ago!) / 884 views

Ek Shadi Mein

Ek Shadi Mein Achanak
Kahin se Ek JINN Aa Gaya..!
Jinn ko Dekhte Hi;
Larkiyon ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayin,
......
Wahan par Ek BABA Jee bhi the,
Unhon ne Larkiyon ko Kaha ke:
"Sari Larkiyan Mun'h Dho Len.."
Jab Woh Sab Mun'h Dho Kar Ayin to;
"JINN ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayin.." :O :-P :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

English Teacher

English Teacher: “One cute and young girl is walking on the road.” Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence.
Sardar student:- “Oye,pataka !”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aapne mera dil churaa liyaa hai.

Santa nurse se bola: aapne mera dil churaa liyaa hai.

Nurse: hmmm... maine dil churaane se pehle doctor ne aapka kidney churaa liyaa hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.

Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge. Then d elephant looked down toward d river. Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y?

Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Larka dost sy

Larka dost sy :

yar mai ne apni Girl Friend ko
uski birthday pe apni behan ki
new diamond ring chori ker k
gift de di,

Dost (Thapar maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi
maine.

Larka: salay marta kyun hai
tere ghar he to wapis gayi
hai :P Ooh shit ;

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)