doctor
Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!
by nadeem (few years ago!) / 650 views
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8,10 Chitthar Mar Kr Fwd Kar dain.
Naam na Lena. Awaam khud smajhdar he.!!;-
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
An english man and a desi man were both going to a interview. They were asked to use the colors green. pink and yellow. The English man goes in and says the grass is green, the sun is yellow and the sunset is pink. The Desi man goes in and says my phone goes green green i pink it up and i say yellow!
by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Ek Bachey Ko Exam Me Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha
Bachey Ne Hr Ques K Neche
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Es Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.
Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kyun Rahi Ho…?
Girl : Mery Marks Baht Kam Aye Hain
Boy : Kitne Aye Hain…?
Girl: Sirf 90%
Boy: O Khuda ka Khauf Karo Bibi
Ene Numbran Vich Tey 3 Munde
Pass ho Jande Ne……..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
America ki soch -Hum chand par pahoch gaye,
Ab aage kya karna he ?????
China ki soch - Hum 90% Dunia ki market pe raj
kar rahe he,
Ab baaki par kese kare ?????
Hum Bhartiyo ki soch - 12 baje light gayi thi to 2
baje aayi thi ,
Ab 4 baje gai to 6 baje aayi,
Matlab sala 8 baje wapas jayegi ?????
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"Oye fatafat motor laga ke pani bhar le ,
Mae mera mobile charge me laga deta hu" ..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?
Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga
Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,
Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?
Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge
Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...
Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..
admi:
Kiun?
Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair
Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.
Admi: kiun bhai??
Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the
Hahahaha
Tapa Tapa K GE0:-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Naman Chaman ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.
Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.
Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?
Funny Naman: Nahi pak gaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Faqeerni:a bhaiya 1 rupya dede 3 din se bhuki hun.
Santa:3 din se bhuki ho to aik rupee ka kia karen gi?
Faqeerni:wazan dekhun gi kitna kam huwa hai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Arz Hai… Teri Galiyon Mein Na Rakhenge Kadam
Aaj Ke Baad,
Kyuki
Hamari Apni Gali Mein Hi Setting Ho Gayi Hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)