Doctor ne aik pagal se poocha
Doctor ne aik pagal se poocha:
Tum chat se kyu latak rahe ho?
Pagal: Main aik bulb hoon...
Doctor: Tum jal kyu nahi rahe?
Pagal:
Bewakof...!!
Ye Pakistan Hai,
Light Gai Hui Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 819 views
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