Doctor ne aik pagal se poocha

Doctor ne aik pagal se poocha:

Tum chat se kyu latak rahe ho?

Pagal: Main aik bulb hoon...

Doctor: Tum jal kyu nahi rahe?

Pagal:

Bewakof...!!

Ye Pakistan Hai,

Light Gai Hui Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 605 views
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