Tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.
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.
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Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor donga.
Magar noshi meri biwi hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 978 views
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