Doctor Parche pe aisa kya
Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai jo kewal Medical Store waale hi samajh paate hai..
Wo likhte hai:---
"Maine to Loot Liya tu bhi Loot le..."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 574 views
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Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth. These people cant be defeated by force.
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2. By American General in 2004:
We are fighting a meaning less war against the Rocks.
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3. By Indian General in Siachin War:
If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I'm sure that at least Kashmir was Ours.
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Dont send ONLY bad msgs in name of Pathans.
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We Salute Pathans.
Be united , We are all Pakistani.
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Banarsi suit Rs 18
Wife:Give me Rs 5OOO i will buy 50 suit.
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Santa:MBA ka fullform kya hai.?
Banta: tu ek dum ullu hai,
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MBA bole toh-"MAI BHI ANNA
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DUDH ME MUH NA MARA HOTA TO AUR BHI MAJA
AATA.”
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After Completing Graduation….
Father Asked who is she….
Son replied.
My Campus selection..
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Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus
aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein
naha raha hoon?
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Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi,
mein
samjha tha begum sahiba hai. OooPPSSS
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santa: jadon meri navi navi shadi hoi menu meri biwi ini sohni lagdi c k dil karda c kha hi jawan.
Friend: aur ab???
Santa: kha hi jaanda te changa c
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The Librarian searches 4 a while cums back slaps &
says"
Idiot,the book is called Psychotherapist..
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