Search Results for 'machar'

Santa: Jaldi se machardani de

Santa: Jaldi se machardani de dijiye mujhe bus pakadni hai
Dukandar: Sorry,
mere pass itni badi machardani nahi hai jisme bus pakdi ja sake.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 ladki COKE pi rahi thi

1 ladki COKE pi rahi thi,
achanak usme se 1 Machar nikla or bola "MAA"

Ladki-Me teri maa nhi hu.
Machar- Aisa na bol maa me teri COKE se nikla hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 ladki COKE pi rahi thi

1 ladki COKE pi rahi thi,
achanak usme se 1 Machar nikla or bola "MAA"

Ladki-Me teri maa nhi hu.
Machar- Aisa na bol maa me teri COKE se nikla hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aaj school se itni jaldi aagaye?

Maa: Aaj school se itni jaldi aagaye?
Son: Machar maara to teacher ne chutti de di.

Maa: Aisa kyon?

Son: Machar teacher k gaal per betha tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1Machar ki shadi Makkhi se hui

1Machar ki shadi Makkhi se hui , Raat ko Machar bahar baitha tha To dusre Machar ne poocha kya hua?
Machar bola "Yaar Teri bhabhi ALL OUT laga ke so rahi hai".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:

Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Samajne ki kosish kro muje tang N kro

Samajne ki kosish kro muje tang N kro Akela chor do Rat tmhari waja se so nhi ska Mat khelo mri zindgi se

GOLU hath jor k machar se kh rha tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pathan raat ko...

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:

Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Larki Aur MACHAR

1 larki coke pi rahi thi, k achanak us main se aik MACHAR nikla aur bola "MAA"

Larki: Main teri maan nahi hon.

Machar: Aisa na bol maan main teri COKE se nikla hon!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Machhar Marny Per Chutti

Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Aagaye?

Son: Machar Maara To Teacher Ne Chutti De Di.

Maa: Aisa Kyon?

Son: Machar Teacher k Gaal Par Betha Tha na. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Zubaida aapaaaaaaaaa

Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Hain! Sone Mein Takleef Hoti Hy??

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To Macharo K Sone K Baad Sojaen! Zubaida Aapa K Nadan Totkay :)

by nadeem (few years ago!)
Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha

Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha.
Jab Wo Wapis Aya

To Us K Baap Ny Pucha:
Urh K Kaisa Laga?

He Replied: Bohat Maza Ayaa,
Muje Dekh K Har Koi Taaliyan Baja Rha Thaa….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Machardani laga kar so raha tha

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar so raha tha: Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko Torch le kar dondh raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Samajne ki kosish kro

Samajne ki kosish kro muje tang N kro Akela chor do Rat tmhari waja se so nhi ska Mat khelo mri zindgi se

GOLU hath jor k machar se kh rha tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chineze aur Pakistani

Talwaar Bazi K Muqable Men
1 Chineze Ne Bareek Taar K 2 Tukre Kr Diye

Japani Ne Us Se Bhi
Bareek Taar K Tukre Kr Diye

Pakistani Ne Machar Uraya
Talwaar Ghumai Or Machar Urta He Raha…

Judge Ne Pocha Machar To Ur Gaya?

Pakistani :Urh To Gya
Per Kabhi Baap Nhi Ban Sakega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)