1Machar ki shadi Makkhi se hui , Raat ko Machar bahar baitha tha To dusre Machar ne poocha kya hua?
Machar bola "Yaar Teri bhabhi ALL OUT laga ke so rahi hai".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1022 views

Africa kai aik jungle mai

Africa kai aik jungle mai aik bohot hi ala nasal ka hiran (deer) ghayab hogaya, Government nai dusray countries ki police ko bulwaya investigation kai liya.
FBI: 4 months ki mahnat kai baad bhi FBI ko kuch na mila aur woh baghair hiran (deer) kai wapis agai.
Indian Police: 5 months ki pahnai ka baad bhi kuch hasil na kar pai aur khali haat hi agai.
Pakistani Police: 20 minute ki mahnai kai baad hi wapis agai aur sath mai aik hati (elephant) lai kar agai aur elephant kah raha tha kai “ Han Han mai hi hiran hon Han Han mai hi hiran hon”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

he said

he said to me:'I LOVE YOU':)

i said....

oh my GOD!!!! what a co-incodence!:O

i love my self too.... :p

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

1 Arbi Bathroom mein

1 Arbi Bathroom me phone pr BAT kr raha tha ,

PATHAN ne Suna to andar jakr ARBi ko boht mara ,

logo ne pucha to bola,

Ye Kameena Bathoroom me TILAWAT ker rah ta..!!!!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

What Not To Do When Forgetting Your Anniversary

John was in trouble, really big trouble. You see, he forgot his wedding anniversary and, if you're married, you can imagine what he's probably going through. His wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" She was serious too, so John got serious.

The next morning he woke up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped, right there in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife threw her robe on and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house and opened in with much anticipation.

Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale. John has been missing since Thursday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pakistani: Mera beta bada ho raha hai

Pakistani: Mera beta bada ho raha hai. Voh sweet girlfriends ke sath bahar ghoomne jana pasand karta hai.

Indian: So sweet, mera beta to tumare bete se kahin aage hai, voh sweet girlfriends ke sath ghar ke andar rehna pasand karta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)