1Machar ki shadi Makkhi se hui

1Machar ki shadi Makkhi se hui , Raat ko Machar bahar baitha tha To dusre Machar ne poocha kya hua?
Machar bola "Yaar Teri bhabhi ALL OUT laga ke so rahi hai".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 990 views
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