Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:

Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 876 views

SARDAR:BANO KIA TUM AAJ RAAT

SARDAR:BANO KIA TUM AAJ RAAT KO MERE GHAR AA SAKTI BANO:KYON

SARDAR:AAJ MERE GHAR RAAT KO KOI BHI NAHI HOGA

BANO:THEEK HAI MEIN AAON GI JAB BANO JAATI HAI TO SACH MEIN KOI NAHI HOTA

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kanjos or us ka larka

Ek Kanjoos Ka Beta Apni Girl Friend
Ke Sath Bahar Ghum Ke Ghar Vapis
Aaya To Kanjoos Baap Ne Poocha :-
Kanjoos Baap :kitne Paise Kharche ?
Beta : 50
Kanjoos Baap : (in Anger) 50 Rs Beta : Papa Kya Karta Uske Pass 50
Hi The

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)

Laloo was writing somethin

Laloo was writing something very slowly.

Santa: Why are you writing so slowly?

Laloo: I am writing to my 5 years old kid Jhurlu, he can't read very fast.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Group Of Elephants

A Group Of Elephants Wer Siting On A Street

A Sexy Femal Elephant Pases By Them Then A Loafer Elephant Said.
Wow!

Wat A Figure!! 3600-2400-3600.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Air Travel

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London."

The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't do that."

"Really??? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)