Teacher:There is a frog
Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 888 views
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Teacher:"Active Voice Aur Passive Voice Ka
Example Batao.. ??
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Student:"Active - Voice:"Tere Mast Mast 2
Nain, Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain"
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Passive Voice:"Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain,
Tere Mast Mast 2 Nain..:p :O :D
Teacher shocks. :P
Student rocks..
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SHADI SE PEHLE
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Girl: tm muje chor to nhi doge
Boy: no way esa sochna b mat
Girl: Roz shoping kraogy
Boy: Q Nhi, Bahot Sari
Girl: tmhari zindgi me koi or to nhi?
Boy: no yar
Girl: do u love me.
Boy: yes dear.
Girl: oh dear!
SHADI K BAAD -
Ab zra ye sms neechey se ooper
prhen..:P:P
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Santa: What was that for?
Santa’s Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the same BASANTI on it.
Santa: I bet on a horse last week and BASANTI was the name of my horse.
Santa’s wife: Oho Sorry
Next day she hit him with the frying pan again.
Santa: now what happened?
Santa’s wife: your horse is on the phone.
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