Teacher -Past, present, future ka 1 example main deti hu Or 1 tum do

Techer-mai sunder thi, hu, aur rahungi

Student-Apko veham tha, hai Or rahega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 975 views

Pathan

1 pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya

1 pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya

jb dukndar ko dia to dukndar ne kaha topi nai hai

Pthan:ye qauid e azam ki GARMION ki tasveer hy.
1 Pathan ne apne 6 mah k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,

1 Pathan ne apne 6 mah k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,

Kisi ne pucha:
6 mah k baby ki birthday kese?

Khan: hmarey haan semester System hai. :-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Happy birth day keh dia

Ligh jane k bad mombti le k wash room ja raha tha


aae dost


koi kamina phoonk mar k keh geya

happy birth day to you

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

The Homework Schedule

Here is an explanation of the school homework policy for the average student. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner if the student desires to achieve moderate to good grades in his/her classes.

15 minutes looking for assignment.

11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment.

23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children.

8 minutes in the bathroom.

10 minutes getting a snack.

7 minutes checking the TV Guide.

6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment.

10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Barish

Dunya me jub bhi barish hoti hy to Awazain aati hain:

"What a Romantic Weather"

Or Pakistan main jub barish hoti hy to Awaz aati hy:

1:Utho mundiyo manji ander Kroo...
2:Motor Ty tasla Rakh be hidetiya.
3:toori pij gai sari bsharmo.
4:Bakri andar karo lantio.
5:Oay Dekh pernaly wgdy k nai.
6:Baalan da ty kisay nu yad v ni, hun kha liya khy ty suwah...:)

by lescol (few years ago!)

Ek faqeer tha

Ek faqeer tha.

Bheek mangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha..
Sab namaazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye aur usse kuch na mila..
Wo phir church gaya..
Phir mandir aur phir gurudware.
Lekin usko kisi ne kuch na diya..

Aakhir 1 Beer Bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya..

Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh uske katore me kuch daal dete..

Uska katora noto se bhar gaya...

Faqeer bola...
"Waah re Prabhu"
Rehte kahan ho aur address kahan ka dete ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)