Teacher- jis aadmi ke dono hath

Teacher- jis aadmi ke dono hath nahi hote
use hindi aur english mey kya
khte hey?

student-hindi mey "thakur"
english mey "handsfree"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 877 views
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