Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.

Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,

Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.

Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 947 views

Maalik Ne Pappu Ko Naukri Se Nikal Diya

Maalik Ne Pappu Ko Naukri Se Nikal Diya….
Maalik: Meine Jab Se Tumhe Naukri Se Nikala Hai….
Tum Roz Mere Ghar Ke Saamne Tatti Kyun Karte
Ho,
Pappu: Aapko Yeh Ahsaas Karane Ke Liye Ki Naukri
Se Nikalne Ke Baad Mein Bhooka Nahi Mar Raha
Hoon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

chunti aur chunta

Once upon a time there was a hungry Chuunti.
She saw a piece of Gurr on his way.
She picked it up while she try to eat it.
She saw a Chuunta.
She left the Gurr and went with the Chuunta.

Mora: Gurr Naloon Ishq Mitha

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ghar me koi nai hai.

Girl:aaj ghar me koi nai hai aa jao.

Larka:to mere ghar aa ja yahan sub log hain tera maan lage ga.

Moral:har larka kamina nai hota.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Man Conducting Marketing Survey

Man Conducting Marketing Survey Asked A Lady: Which Book Has Helped You Most In Your Life?
Lady: My Husband's "Cheque Book"...!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)