Faqeer:

Baji bhooka hoon, Allah k naam thora sa khana dedo.
Baji: Khana abi nai paka.

Faqeer:Baji number likh lo jab pak jay to misscall de dena,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1000 views

Sardar to Wakeel

Sardar:
Bachpan vich maan di gal suni hondi te aj a din na
vekhna painda.
Wakeel:
Kya kehti thi tumhari maan?
Sardar:
Anni deya jadon gal e nien suni tey fer dasaan ki.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Will u love me after marriage

Girl : Will u love me after marriage also, jaisa ab karte ho?
..Boy: This depends on your husband,If he allows me.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

I Hate Love Story

Chooohy Ko Lagi Billi Gori Gori
Dono Milne Lagy Chori Chori.

Chooha Bola OH Gori
Ao Khele Ankh Macholi

Billi Chohy Ko Kha Kr Boli:
I HATE LOVE STORY

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Men Should Listen

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

molvi and parrot

1 molvi ka tota (parrot) daily 1 shakhs ko
"oye beghairat" kaha karta tha
us shakhs ne molvi se shikayat ki
molvi ne tote ko danta
agle din jab wo shakhs qareb se guzra
to tota kuch na bola
thora agay ja k us shakhs ne peche mur k dekha to
tota hanste hue bola "Samajh to gaya hoga";-)

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)