Bhikari-: Aapke PAdosi Ne Mujhe
Bhikari-: Aapke PAdosi Ne Mujhe Pet Bharke KhAnA KhilaYa He.!
Aap Bhi Kuch Khilao?
Santa:Yeh Lo HAjmola.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 982 views
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