methi batian
Wife: Main maike ja rahi hoon, talaaq ka notice bhej dongi!
Husband: Ja ja, meethi meethi baatain kar ke khush karne ki koshish mat kar....;-)
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 559 views
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Hands Up .
Main Love Officer Hu…
You’r Under Arrest…
Kio K Jitny Pyaray Ap Ho,
Itna Pyara Hona Qanoonan Juram Ha.
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Pata Nhi Aesay Messages Loug Mujhay Hi Kio Send Kartay Hain.
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I’m So Sweet Na?…
(‘.’)>(‘.’)
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. /\ /\ Ammi Meri Nazar Tou Utar Dain…
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Agar Marvadi Girls Papita beche to Hum Ladko ko Bhot Fayda hoga.
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Kyuki Ladkio ko ye aawaz lagani Hogi-
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Pappi to le lo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Super Bezti =D Larki:
mera bag 2500, sandal
2200 aur suit 3000 ka
hai.
Larka: bss karo, pahlay apnay
sir par dupatta sahi kar
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Ek ladka ladki ko dekhne gaya
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Ladke ne english me baat karne ki sochi Aur bola- English chalti hai na ?
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Ladki sharmate hue-
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SODA saath ho to DESI bhi chalti hai
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Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher:ap class k sab se ziyada nikame student kiun hu
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Insan ko sb se bara shock kb lagta hy
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Socho
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Socho
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Sochooo
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Nahi pata?
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Jb usy pata lagta hy k wo baghair package k sms kar raha hy:-D
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Parhayi 2 tara se ho sakti hai
1- Shoq Se
2- Dar Se
Par shoq tu hamain hai nahi
Owr Dar hamain kesi ke baap se bhi nahi
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
BOYFRIEND to its GIRL FRIEND
"Kal Raat
Chand Bilkul
Aap Jaisa Tha,
Meri Jaan.. Bilkul..
Wohi khubsurti,
wohi noor,
wohi Guroor,"
Girfriend:lakin kal to amavasaya tha
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2nd: Me araha tha k rasty mai he log namaz parhty dekhy wahin parh li.
Ajib namaz thi 1 bnda so raha tha us k pichy sb parh rahy thy or koi sjda b nhi tha.
1st:Khocha tu janaza parh k agaya hai!
2nd:Kya bat karta hai mai sab ko mbark bad b dai k agaya
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